Tuesday, January 24, 2017

It's still almost time. Time for a new world.

A new world is still possible. In fact, it's happening

Time for a New World.

#tfanw

You thought wrong, doubters.

It's getting clearer now.

Feel it in the air?

I've got a way of knowing when something is right.

I feel like I've known you in another life.

My best friend Leslie says "oh he's just being Brian".

Must have known you in another life.

The next time We hang out, reader,

 I will redeem again.

I just can't wait to see you again.



Like I knew you in another life.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v14mUqxNH8s

Sunday, January 1, 2017

It's almost time. It's gonna be YUGE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpgD_tecTGg

Alice Cooper - Hello, Hooray

Hello Hooray Let the show begin, I've been ready Hello Hooray Let the lights grow dim, I've been ready Ready as this audience that's coming here to dream Loving every second, every moment, every scream, I've been waiting so long to sing my song And I've been waiting so long for this thing to come Yeah I've been thinking so long I was the only one Roll out Roll out with your American dream and its recruits, I've been ready Roll out Roll out with your circus freaks and hula hoops, I've been read Ready as this audience that's coming here to dream Loving every second, every moment, every scream, I've been waiting so long to sing my song And I've been waiting so long for this thing to come Yeah I've been thinking so long I was the only one I can stand here strong and thin I can laugh when this thing begins God, I feel so strong I feel so strong I'm so strong I feel so strong So strong God, I feel so strong, I am so strong

Also, Fuck the statue of happiness. Dumb bitch.

Thank you for your emails, all of you.
I used to think I was the only one.
I was.

But now I'm not.




Tuesday, December 13, 2016

A Very Merry Christmas

I had to wait a long time to make this post, to post again.
Let's begin the twelve days of Christmas.
This is not 12 days of posts.

Let's be real about this - what have you done?
Another year over, and a new one has just begun.
And so this is Christmas, 
I hope you have fun.

But let's look at Christmas at the other places


It will be like that in Aleppo,
It might even be like that in Paris for all "we" know.
Who knows?

I know better than you.
I am the one who survived.
I was very young and very angry.
Maybe - just maybe - that is no excuse?
I AM STILL THE ONE THAT SURVIVED.

You ruined me, you fuck.
But I will win, if people are smart.
And the only way you will win if they're gay.

Why don't you know yet?
Why?

Was it the rule against me on the subreddit?
Was it my flamboyant idiocracy of a writing style?
I had to be crazy then.
I had to.

I could not go too hard.

I mean, you really could not fault me,
I wanted to live to see my kid.

Have all the ones from GTA III through SA grown far too much up?

Someone has to still be there.
Is there anybody out there?

Look, if you listen to the radio, you will have the answers.

YOU WILL HAVE ALL OF THE ANSWERS.

HOW DO YOU THINK I KNEW?

Let's just restart right here -

Sure, you can LOVE the songs, but LISTEN to IGGY.

This is only the beginning.
You can google GTA radio stations on your own.


Monday, November 7, 2016

You, hunter, need to watch this.

I mean, you don't have to. But big loving shout outs to KlausGaming for making it!

But look, you don't HAVE to watch this. You don't. You really don't. It might trigger some goodness for some of you, but none of you, at all, have to watch this gameplay.

I mean, really, if you don't watch it, probably no harm. But if you do, you might get it. You should play Stanley Parable, too. So you can understand the yellow line on the map (yellow in IV, a key aspect).

One key from one game opens a door in a completely separate game. A key isn't always for a door, though.

ffs.

How long will it take? We'll probably all be dead by the time "this" works. By the time "we" are all free, "we" will all be dead, and only "they" will be free. "lol".


Wednesday, November 2, 2016

We will find you.

Never forget that there is no movement without the first follower, and we will find you.

That is the most important fact.

Apply IT to this, and we will eat them alive.

And we will find You.

And if you can make this happen, and then keep track of it, and then repeat it in your town, we will even let you know that we found you. We will find you. And you will be founded in this. Fact.

And you will know in your own loins.




Saturday, October 29, 2016

A new reader is passing through.

Back in the early days, I could never make this post.
There were new readers in the 100s every day.
Now? I notice when a new reader reads.
A new reader is reading now.
Hello new reader.

It won't be long before he or she understands.

God Bless the Ones Who Read.

Thank you for reading.

Yes, I made it crazy.
I made it nuts.

In so few words,
I made it only for the special people.

You are my special people,
we are all the special people.
But not in a little yellow bus way.